FOOMTHEMES

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

thelittleskribbler:

Yeah Jesus my first freaking GIF! When I searched for kiss gifs of Destiel kisses I noticed the big lack of self drawn gifs (or maybe I’m still the searching noob I had been my whole life). Glad Satan gave me the opportunity to have the power and tools for creating my own, hell yeah! It’s just a first try, not very neat, not very special and not that much working time (I’m surprised I didn’t need longer than 6 hours). But I guess there always have to be a first time right ? Well, it won’t be the last…

thelittleskribbler:

Yeah Jesus my first freaking GIF! When I searched for kiss gifs of Destiel kisses I noticed the big lack of self drawn gifs (or maybe I’m still the searching noob I had been my whole life). Glad Satan gave me the opportunity to have the power and tools for creating my own, hell yeah! It’s just a first try, not very neat, not very special and not that much working time (I’m surprised I didn’t need longer than 6 hours). But I guess there always have to be a first time right ? Well, it won’t be the last…

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

relahvant:

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries

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thanks google

stupiduglyfatcunt:

dumblerawrrr:

Who else remembers when Harry just assumed Oliver Wood was a stick McGonagall was going to beat him with.

The Dursley’s really fucked him up

sickaddiktions:

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.

sickaddiktions:

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.

i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”

when in reality they look like this:

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and i’m just sitting there like:

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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

davegrowl:

homework

  • damned if i do it
  • damned if i dont

animationalley:

do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”

but then you just keep eating it

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude